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Kitten Empress
Ametat Security
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.06.07 16:49:00 -
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Cat Merc has reported that he destroyed a Prototype dropship by looking at it.
By his report, the second he saw the dropship, it started smoking and instantly exploded.
Scientists came to the conclusion that the cause was photons bouncing from the dropship causing heavy damage.
They have decided to replace all dropship's armor with a new technologically advanced armor called "paper mache".
It is apparently much stronger and durable than the current armor, and it is more reliable. |
Kitten Empress
Ametat Security
Amarr Empire
329
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Posted - 2013.06.07 16:51:00 -
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Azura Sakura wrote:Seems legit.
Indeed it is. |
Kitten Empress
Ametat Security
Amarr Empire
329
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Posted - 2013.06.07 16:57:00 -
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Full Metal Kitten wrote:Fail. Everyone knows Dropships crash into things, they don't explode no matter what you do to them. 
This is just an animation installed by dropship companies so that you will believe they are stronger than they really are.
In reality, they exploded the second they touched a bird. |
Kitten Empress
Ametat Security
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.06.07 20:33:00 -
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Nguruthos IV wrote:This actually happened to me yesterday at the end of a match. Before I logged off presumably for the rest of the week (unless I want to lose some more ISK )
Flying a little above the ground slowly, from full HP with all defenses to zero in a single instant. No warning, no reason, no damage received screen, no burning destruction animation. Just one second I'm fine, next it's exploded and dead.
Nothing was shooting at me, the enemy was cloned out and I saw/heard no AV. There were no enemies on the map. No RDV in sight (a blessing, a blessing from the lord!) yet despite all this after a hard match CCP decided to flip the kill switch and deny me my meager but hard earned profit.
It's obvious they're just mad at my forum postings and resort to childish server-side death buttons to kill me now. GG CCP
Sorry dude, I must stop myself from looking to the sky...
But I just can't stop myself whenever I hear a Dropship to look at it!
Its like IRL when you see a plane and you just must look at it. |
Kitten Empress
Ametat Security
Amarr Empire
344
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Posted - 2013.06.07 20:41:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:photons? that is highly unlikely. He could have been emitting some sort of dangerous radiation from his eyes. ohh and to contribute to the science to this.. look at this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcj4TAvKxq8somewhere in there, they talk about how it might be possible to shoot lasers from your eyes.
I'm Cat Merc's sister, I would know if he has laser eyes.
Or maybe he is hiding it from me...
Or maybe CCP just loves him and gave him a secret weapon. |
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